Normal is the Watchword

“Because the body has a violent need to let go of itself, I dream you’re drinking again. If god spoke in arithmetic, we’d all be fucked. The part of me that always thinks the world is about to end is equal parts milk & need. Listen: the first ear was carved out of a sleeping angel’s breastbone. Nothing will ever be clear.”

Ruth Baumann, There Is a Cobra in My Chest (via beautyisanillusion)

now you're moving idle, and you say you're alone—
suspicious that the string is moving your bones.

misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

If children of color have to be aware of the realities of racism, white children should too.

I’m tired of hearing that white children are too young to understand the consequence of their words or actions when for nonwhite kids they live with the impact of racism every day 

©dylanobrozey